oh vs. OOOOO

Some of you may be a little confused about the rating system. This is an excerpt from an email I sent to a friend of mine that asked me to do a little further explanation.


"I didn't want to get too explicit because my intention is to give the reviews and the rating system a little levity. Sometimes when something is too much it looks like it's trying too hard.

oh- it's not just a little "o" it's the really sad, pathetic whimper of something that could have been an orgasm.

O- Orgasm Like Chinese Food, you know what they say about Chinese food? You eat it then an hour later you're wanting more because you weren't satisfied by the last go round.

OO- Elbow Grease Orgasm, when you REALLY have to work on getting there.

OOO- Oh yeah Baby, that's going in the Arsenal! Meaning, this toy is pretty darn good, didn't have to multi-task too much to get my little piece of bliss!

OOOO- Whoa Mamma! Grin from ear-to-ear lasting for the next week...Well, that's just self-explanatory!

OOOOO- Orgasmic Rapture resulting in WNS (Wet Noodle Syndrome) Few things have the power to do this, but damn it's good when it does happen!

"Part of what I aim for is accessibility. We, as women, all go through much of the same struggles because healthy sexual expression is not taught or encouraged, but it's never discussed easily.

"I tried a more explicit rating system first but if felt wrong to me only because Orgasmic Ecstasy vs. Orgasmic Rapture was really difficult to differentiate and not as easily understandable. I really want people to be able to quickly know the difference between an "oh" and "OH OH OH OH OH." Using more mundane parallels like food, I felt, bridged the gap!"



My rule of thumb, never keep a toy (or a man) in your bed if you can't get at least OOOs, that is unless the toy (or the man) can be learned (or in the man's case taught) so that you can achieve the minimum 3 OOOs.

Life's too short to settle for less!

The One Touch Wonder Egg

It's a sexy job, but someone's gotta do it!

My first assignment as a Sexpert for CalExotics brought me closer to the One Touch Wonder Egg.


As many of you already know, I am an advocate of playing with a toy more than once to fully appreciate its features and design. It's not easy to discover what erotically creative uses any gizmo can inspire if it's only used once. Just because it doesn't quite work the first time doesn't mean that it will perform the same the next if you decide to do something different with it. Toys are enhancers, accessories, if you will, to the "main" event or experience! So, the declaration of a toy design as a success is much tied to the user's patience, creativity, and understanding of it's proper usage.

This, of course, does not mean that a toy's success rests solely on the user. If a toy is poorly designed, then, a toy is poorly designed. So, don't get me wrong, I'll toss something if it's more bother than it's worth. But, I DO like to see just how resourceful I can be, and therefore, always try to "make it work" with what I've got! It's a perspective or a way of living that naturally extends to all aspects of my life, from making a gourmet dinner from the random ingredients in my refrigerator to the toys I try out and bring into my bedroom. It is all about adventure and experimentation. And, it's a thrilling, personal challenge to eke out an incredible experience from anything I decide to do or endeavor!

But, forget about all that preamble!

You want to get to the good stuff!
What you really want to know is: "Was it good for me?"

Ok, hold your horses!

Let me lay a little groundwork on my strategy and philosophy behind the method to my reviewing madness!

I like to keep an open mind, but sometimes it's difficult when I get excited or discouraged about the idea and design just by looking at the package and imagining what the little sucker can or can't do!

I am guilty of having prejudices from the first blush. From a toy re viewer's standpoint, by that I mean that I anticipate the efficacy of a product by the outward appearance, manufacturer's description and specifications, what I know of myself, and what I think that particular object will do for me. A little pre-limiting yes, but also a reality. But, I DO like to be pleasantly surprised!

To be fair, what I'd like to do is relate all of my "first blush" prejudices and why. This way you as the reader or consumer can decide for yourself whether or not my biases are something you should take into account for your own consideration. I will then, happily, test :) And, lastly, I will relate my experience and share my rating of the product based, of course, on that particular test.

Soooooo, now, we arrive at the Egg--the One Touch Wonder.

First Blush Impressions:

Upon opening my package, I thought, velvet-cote, niiiice! I definitely like the feel of this egg. Smooth and, well, velvety, this means that it won't be jarringly cold when initially applied to my skin. This also means that the finish won't be coming off or fading off like some of the other toys on the market that are hard plastic with faux metal finishes or printed-on designs. Another observation that was noteworthy, the On-Off switch is on the little bell at the end of the cord, so no clunky attached remotes! Sweet!

After a few moments of looking over the product, my guess was that it was going to be a great toy for G-Spot stimulation during partner play and/or solo play with the assist of another vibe. Why? Mostly because as I looked at the toy and put the two N batteries that it came with inside the egg, I considered a prominent prejudice I have regarding toys with motors: vibes requiring less than 3 double-A batteries rarely have enough power or strength to satisfy. But, I'd like to be pleasantly wrong, so I pushed the little button at the end of the cord to test the power.

Wow! Nice vibrations on any of the three settings! I begin to wonder if my initial impressions may be false. Setting 1 is the constant hyper-vibe, setting 2 is the interval ascending vibe, and setting 3 is the low-to-intense interval vibe. The Egg is turned off by holding the On-Off switch down for a few seconds.

Time to test this baby!



The Test:

While the One Touch Wonder does have fairly good vibration, it still wasn't quite as strong enough to declare it a smashing success. It took a bit more effort on my part, but I was able to have a personal "happy ending" by using the egg on it's own as an external stimulator. What's great about this egg is that it has a nice wide surface if turned and used horizontally rather than vertically. I keep searching for a vibe or a massager that has a wider motor surface because precision clit vibration means I have to keep the toy on the "right" spot at all times. Don't get me wrong, it's not that I mind multi-tasking, but it does take away from some of the abandon of achieving orgasm if you have to split your focus. So, the One Touch Wonder gets 3 "OOOs" for versatility of positioning, and 2 "OOs" for power for external stimulation.

I also give the One Touch 3 "OOOs" for the redesign of a classic by putting the control at the end of the chord. This design not only makes the One Touch Wonder a little more modern and sleek, but it also lessens accidental changes in settings, which can be frustrating. How many of us were right about to cum when we accidentally rolled over the remote, changed the vibration speed of a toy, and then lost the ethereal path to orgasmic nirvana? Yep, it's happened to all of us!

So, after my little solo-play, I enlisted the aid of my partner for further research.


As I suspected, the One Touch is perfect for partner play and realizing orgasmic bliss through the G-spot! This egg is great to apply a gentle, but constant, teasing vibration to that special spot while your partner is stimulating your clitoris or helping you use another vibe. Using the One Touch Wonder internally seems to present more erotically fun possibilities because it can be left inside the vagina for constant stimulation while a million other combination of sexy activity is done!

Now, I didn't try to use the egg internally then use another vibe externally by myself....yet. :) But, for the purposes of this particular review, I can confidently conclude that the One Touch Wonder is a nice little addition to my personal toy box! If CalExotics were to release any future models of the One Touch Wonder, I hope that they pack a little more punch of power in the next release!

Pleasuredevils.com Orgasmic Rating System:
oh-...Do we still have the receipt?
O-Orgasm like Chinese Food, only slightly satisfying
OO-Elbow Grease Orgasm
OOO-Oh yeah baby! This one's going in the arsenal!
OOOO-Whoa Mamma! Grin from ear-to-ear lasting for the next week.
OOOOO-Orgasmic Rapture Resulting in WNS (Wet-Noodle Syndrome)